The Incorporated States of Winston Land the second is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 847 million Winston Land The Seconds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Winston Land the secondian economy, worth 94.7 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,750 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, children often kick Gold Pandas for amusement, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Winston Land the second's national animal is the Gold Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Winston Land the second is ranked 54,440^th in the world and 60^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.