The Queen's State of Winchester is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.001 billion Winchesterites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Winchesterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,039 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,411 per year while the poor average 2,634, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and deers are considered a delicacy. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Winchester's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Winchester is ranked 29,080^th in the world and 1^st in Great Britain and Northern Ireland for Most Primitive, scoring 72.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.