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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,533rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,645thMost Influential: 3,193rd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mission Accomplished
Influence
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Wie Deutschland

Population843 million

CurrencyHoney
AnimalHoney Badger

The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 843 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 114 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,810 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Wie Deutschland remains pure, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wie Deutschland is ranked 1,645th in the world and 39th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,098.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,533rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,645thTop
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Most Influential: 3,193rdMost Avoided: 3,716thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,175thFattest Citizens: 5,441stNudest: 6,331stLargest Retail Industry: 7,396thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,620thLargest Mining Sector: 9,078thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,429thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,651stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,527thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,742ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,973rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,641st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 106th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 131st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionFattest Citizens: 204th in the regionNudest: 226th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 369th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 376th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 390th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 522nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 614th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 838th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 870th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 871st in the regionMost Influential: 951st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 977th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Wie Deutschland remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Wie Deutschland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Wie Deutschland was endorsed by The Fеdеral Rеpublic of Seanat.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, Wie Deutschland's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Dreadton, Koda-Land, Lulubellia, Otakus and Weebs, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Corfad, Orado, Interdimensional Zone, The Rhein States, Ravendi, Imperial Pieserged, Fauzjhia, Crusadam, Votak Matim, Hamerica, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Zzozona, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Shibutani, Guer Aike, Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Newpromisedland, Yellops, Sevinland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Navsland, Brucklania, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Andexia, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Xipher, Nodnarb, Loutsland, Pytong, Seenvorland, Kocherian, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Siwale, Heilhum Imperius, The Pantheons, and 99 others.New Lakemba, Cretox State, Valentine Z, Tvers, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Kragsgale, Sunto, Sikol, Climeria, Draconian Progression, Joodey, Pasargad, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Seijitsu, Colfes, 1 very fast endotarter, Blyskalia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, Star Kingdom, Patrician, Maratabat, Venicea, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Svenskskit, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Xagill, Pallaith, Xentherida, Dabarastan, Hyphen, Runeda, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Zyvetskistaahn, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Nalver And, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Wilkshire, Kromi, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Simone Republic, Tyirza, Super Girl, Ice and Tinian, Xyrron, Centrialand, Uzbek Khan, Randomcountryland, Healiopolis, Northern Roman Republic, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Mon Island, Religioncord, Tsandonown, Siberian Workforce, and Seanat.

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