The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 843 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 114 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,810 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Wie Deutschland remains pure, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wie Deutschland is ranked 1,645^th in the world and 39^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,098.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.