The Empire of Wie Deutschland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 843 million Wie Deutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Wie Deutschlandian economy, worth 114 trillion Honeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 135,810 Honeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Wie Deutschland remains pure, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wie Deutschland's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Wie Deutschland remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Wie Deutschland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Wie Deutschland was endorsed by The Fеdеral Rеpublic of Seanat.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, Wie Deutschland's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
- : Following new legislation in Wie Deutschland, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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