| Population | 8.542 billion |
| Capital | Trauma |
| Leader | Morass |
| Faith | Skroth |
| Currency | denier |
| Animal | bison |
The Rogue Nation of White Walker 37 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Morass with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.542 billion White Walker 37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trauma. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient White Walker 37ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,451 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into White Walker 37, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading White Walker 37ian justice, and White Walker 37ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 37's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skroth.
White Walker 37 is ranked 8,621st in the world and 134th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.96 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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White Walker 37, White Walker 37ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading White Walker 37ian justice.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
- : White Walker 37 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into White Walker 37.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Morass is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, supervisors in White Walker 37 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 37, White Walker 37ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
