The Eternal Republic of Whionsia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Travisius Concord with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.217 billion Whionsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternitus. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whionsian economy, worth 134 trillion Solaris a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,831 Solaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Whionsians, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whionsia's national animal is the White dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternity.

Whionsia is ranked 312,005^th in the world and 5,039^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.