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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,682nd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One people, one nation and one leader
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Western Waryakietrimand

Population4.875 billion

Capitalbolograd

Currencysols
Animallion

The Empire of Western Waryakietrimand is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.875 billion Western Waryakietrimandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bolograd. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Western Waryakietrimandian economy, worth 552 trillion sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 113,251 sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Waryakietrimand's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Western Waryakietrimand is ranked 192,256th in the world and 66th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 58.42056677748 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,703rdMost Authoritarian: 13,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,480thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,247thHealthiest Citizens: 16,000thLowest Crime Rates: 16,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,658thMost Secular: 17,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,900thNicest Citizens: 19,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,794thLargest Governments: 24,159thMost Developed: 25,399thMost Patriotic: 25,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,916thSafest: 28,320th
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Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Western Waryakietrimand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Western Waryakietrimand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Western Waryakietrimand was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Waryakietrimand, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.

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