The Commonwealth Kingdom of Western Scarborough and Glaschu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ferguson MSGE with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.237 billion Western Scarboroughans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larkshire-in- Wyndcliff'n Netherglade. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The strong Western Scarboroughan economy, worth 80.1 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,721 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, and many in Western Scarborough and Glaschu are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Scarborough and Glaschu's national animal is the Greu Panther and its national religion is Scarboroughan Lutheran.

Western Scarborough and Glaschu is ranked 265,152^nd in the world and 12^th in The Commonwealth League for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 660.08 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.