The Republic of West Nymullers is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Komidia manulifa with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.206 billion West Nymullersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adar Light. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Nymullersian economy, worth 520 trillion Rupiahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,387 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the internal market is thriving, and lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Nymullers's national animal is the Komodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kimidian.

West Nymullers is ranked 22,258^th in the world and 1,658^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.47 law-abiding acts per hour.