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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdMost Influential: 1,310thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,716th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Socialists
Who dares wins
Nami von Preußen
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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West Hamburg

Population13.992 billion

CapitalKönigsberg
LeaderNami von Preußen

CurrencyHamburg Mark
AnimalSeal

The Queendom of West Hamburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nami von Preußen with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.992 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,751 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the people's love for Nami von Preußen is little more than self-preservation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and glamping West Hamburgians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

West Hamburg is ranked 10,272nd in the world and 452nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.15 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 3,588thBest Weather: 3,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,572ndMost Developed: 7,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,813thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,490thHealthiest Citizens: 8,513thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,514thNicest Citizens: 9,558thSmartest Citizens: 9,820thLowest Crime Rates: 10,272ndLargest Governments: 10,762ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,767thHighest Food Quality: 10,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,883rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,631stMost Inclusive: 12,240thHighest Economic Output: 13,358thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,452ndMost Cultured: 15,019thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,277thMost Efficient Economies: 20,294thMost Stationary: 22,471stMost Patriotic: 22,495thMost Income Equality: 22,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,372ndSafest: 24,840thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,237thHighest Average Incomes: 28,458thLargest Populations: 29,048th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionMost Secular: 147th in the regionBest Weather: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 333rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 336th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 374th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 385th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 415th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 420th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 452nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 465th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 476th in the regionLargest Governments: 480th in the regionLargest Populations: 480th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 487th in the regionMost Stationary: 488th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 498th in the regionNicest Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 516th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 528th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 539th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 565th in the regionMost Inclusive: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 607th in the regionMost Patriotic: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 610th in the regionMost Income Equality: 645th in the regionNudest: 659th in the regionMost Cultured: 662nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 690th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 214 » Prydania, Shibutani, Empy, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Corfad, Ethnon, Aeolist, Vincone Cae, Advancia-Sizzletown, Siwale, Pallaith, Omnistria, North Bratislava, Seenvorland, Xagill, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Votak Matim, Radicaster, Vesuva, The Sinclarian Provinces, Quentiam Viventem, Malta Comino Gozo, Sil Dorsett, Wilkshire, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Kranostav, Antiyard, Nistriabar, The Iron Lions, Unshleepd, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Former English Colony, Joodey, Simone Republic, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Confederacy of North America, Pasargad, and 164 others.A Salmon Named Harold, Andanavia, AmManies, New Trisone, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Singamadri, Batatoland Empire, Holy Marcus Empire, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Wisconsota, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Laforeia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, Ellbonnia, Austro-Bavarian States, IHateRights, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Iespao, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, The Teddy, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Catalis, Segesta, South Parter, Arucaria, Viridiann, Deliber, Vilaforta, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Laurendon, Alire, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Kaschovia, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Roman Empire August, Rinadia, Valentine Z, Fran Advar, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Petronellania, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zelenaya Dolina, Velting-Instan, Saint-Dauphin, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Neptunian Military Administration, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Halsoni, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, Opis, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, The Police, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.

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