Population | 13.992 billion |
Capital | Königsberg |
Leader | Nami von Preußen |
Currency | Hamburg Mark |
Animal | Seal |
The Queendom of West Hamburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nami von Preußen with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.992 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,751 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the people's love for Nami von Preußen is little more than self-preservation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and glamping West Hamburgians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
West Hamburg is ranked 10,272nd in the world and 452nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.15 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The Police.
- : West Hamburg was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The United Municipalities of The Jerichowan Country.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Opis.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : West Hamburg was endorsed by The Federation of Gragadoia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 214 » Prydania, Shibutani, Empy, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Corfad, Ethnon, Aeolist, Vincone Cae, Advancia-Sizzletown, Siwale, Pallaith, Omnistria, North Bratislava, Seenvorland, Xagill, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Votak Matim, Radicaster, Vesuva, The Sinclarian Provinces, Quentiam Viventem, Malta Comino Gozo, Sil Dorsett, Wilkshire, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Kranostav, Antiyard, Nistriabar, The Iron Lions, Unshleepd, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Former English Colony, Joodey, Simone Republic, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Confederacy of North America, Pasargad, and 164 others.A Salmon Named Harold, Andanavia, AmManies, New Trisone, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Singamadri, Batatoland Empire, Holy Marcus Empire, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Wisconsota, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Laforeia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, Ellbonnia, Austro-Bavarian States, IHateRights, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Iespao, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, The Teddy, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Catalis, Segesta, South Parter, Arucaria, Viridiann, Deliber, Vilaforta, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Laurendon, Alire, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Kaschovia, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Roman Empire August, Rinadia, Valentine Z, Fran Advar, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Petronellania, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zelenaya Dolina, Velting-Instan, Saint-Dauphin, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Neptunian Military Administration, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Halsoni, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, Opis, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, The Police, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.