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Fattest Citizens: 12,260thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,694thMost Authoritarian: 16,062nd
The National Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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West Blepia

Population8.562 billion

CapitalWest Nídobhá

Currencylemon
Animalcat

The National Commonwealth of West Blepia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.562 billion West Blepians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Nídobhá. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.3%.

The powerhouse West Blepian economy, worth 785 trillion lemons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,773 lemons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,632 per year while the poor average 25,670, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Blepia's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

West Blepia is ranked 146,266th in the world and 1st in Blepia for Most Stationary, with 177.80994175712 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,694thMost Authoritarian: 16,062ndLargest Black Market: 16,892ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,110thLargest Retail Industry: 22,748thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 28,923rd

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