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Most Primitive: 926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,061stMost Devout: 2,106th
The Seven Holy States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔
God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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West Barack and East Obama

Population962 million

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderGod-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama

CurrencyVenezuelan iPhone
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The Seven Holy States of West Barack and East Obama is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 962 million Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Obaman economy, worth 105 trillion Venezuelan iPhones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,770 Venezuelan iPhones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rural Obamen stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors, and a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 289,801st in the world and 35th in Sonnel for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 5.17 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Primitive: 926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,061stMost Devout: 2,106thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,701stTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,374thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,447thLowest Crime Rates: 6,169thBest Weather: 7,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,682ndMost Conservative: 8,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,808thMost Authoritarian: 9,911thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,681stLargest Governments: 11,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,066thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,712thLargest Black Market: 22,380thHealthiest Citizens: 22,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 25,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,564th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants.
  • : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, rural Obamen stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.

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