The Haunting Smile of Wednesday Friday Addams is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.34 billion spirits are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong spooky economy, worth 344 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,476 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,747 per year while the poor average 19,473, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wednesday Friday Addams's national animal is the thing.

Wednesday Friday Addams is ranked 185,389^th in the world and 3,553^rd in Ambition for Most Pacifist, with 55.44 cheeks turned per day.