The District of Warren Barnes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.437 billion Warren Barnesians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Warren Barnesian economy, worth 495 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,443 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,769 per year while the poor average 10,149, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Warren Barnes's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warren Barnes is ranked 248,626^th in the world and 356^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.35 law-abiding acts per hour.