| Population | 3.407 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog O'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs DCCXIII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.407 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 639 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,743 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, and the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DCCXIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs DCCXIII is ranked 320,134th in the world and 394th in Realm of Dogs for Most Pacifist, with 5.28 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Canine.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, Dog O'War's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCXIII, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
