Population | 3.965 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog O'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dog |
The Republic of War Dogs CCLXXX is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.965 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 702 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,124 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCLXXX's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs CCLXXX is ranked 346,384th in the world and 818th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -28.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
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War Dogs CCLXXX was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- :
War Dogs CCLXXX was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit".
- : Following new legislation in
War Dogs CCLXXX, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".