Population | 9.724 billion |
Capital | World Trade Capital |
Leader | Divine Trade Council |
Faith | Trading |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Tursiops truncatus |
The Wealthy Trading Nation of Vylixan Dora is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Divine Trade Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.724 billion Greeks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Trade Capital. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Greek economy, worth a remarkable 5,257 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 540,711 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Greeks's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dora's national animal is the Tursiops truncatus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trading.
Vylixan Dora is ranked 2,072nd in the world and 1st in Vylixan Prime for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,389.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Greeks's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Vylixan Dora was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.