The Ultimate Joyfull Free Land of Vylixan Dionysus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Council of Dionysus with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.674 billion Dionysusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dionysia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dionysusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,117 trillion Alcohols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 218,842 Alcohols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,980,251 per year while the poor average 2,878, a ratio of 687 to 1.

People all over Vylixan Dionysus are dying of 'Mad Satyr Disease', the tenet of free speech is held dear, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dionysus's national animal is the Satyr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Vylixan Dionysus is ranked 315,440^th in the world and 528^th in Vylixan Prime for Most Patriotic, with 0.26 flags saluted per person per day.