Population | 7.96 billion |
Capital | Virtual Tube City |
Leader | Criss Jami |
Faith | Popularity |
Currency | Culture |
Animal | Famous person |
The Popular Culture of Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Criss Jami with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.96 billion Vylixan Dimofili Koultourans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virtual Tube City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.
The very strong Vylixan Dimofili Koultouran economy, worth 508 trillion Cultures a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 63,868 Cultures, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,037 per year while the poor average 7,943, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.
Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, and selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura's national animal is the Famous person, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Popularity.
Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura is ranked 30,263rd in the world and 217th in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,340.48891986432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, nation-building is the new national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dimofili Koultoura, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.