Population | 6.179 billion |
Capital | Kazoo |
Leader | The Supreme Blahaji Evan Rikuta |
Faith | Gooseism |
Currency | Eastern Obiljie |
Animal | Goose |
The Nagisa of Vulbania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Blahaji Evan Rikuta with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.179 billion Vulbanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.
The all-consuming Vulbanian economy, worth 921 trillion Eastern Obiljies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,100 Eastern Obiljies, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, Formula One cars in Vulbania boast 56 miles per gallon, typing The Supreme Blahaji Evan Rikuta's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vulbania's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gooseism.
Vulbania is ranked 276,838th in the world and 4,564th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -187.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vulbania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Vulbania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Vulbania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Vulbania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Vulbania's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Vulbania resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Vulbania relocated from Roses Without Thorns to The East Pacific.
- : Vulbania's influence in Roses Without Thorns rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Vulbania endorsed The Throne atop blood and bones of The Scarlet Rot.
- : Vulbania relocated from The East Pacific to Roses Without Thorns.