The United Territories of Vonum is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lilla Verona with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.949 billion Vonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maddeloffu. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Ækras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 196,327 Ækras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, billions of Ækras are spent to take high-quality photos of the Viper Nebula, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonum's national animal is the Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baguettism.

Vonum is ranked 170,600^th in the world and 5^th in NationVision Official for Nudest, with 114.75 cheeks per square mile.