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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 453rdLargest Black Market: 2,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,339th
The Dead and Gone Realm of
Father Knows Best State
The light of the Volka Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Volstokn

Population14.062 billion

CapitalVolkoniemi
LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithElisimism

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalManed Wolf

The Dead and Gone Realm of Volstokn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.062 billion Volkish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoniemi. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion Markkaa a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,242 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Elisimism.

Volstokn is ranked 28,713th in the world and 1,119th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 453rdLargest Black Market: 2,992ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,339thLargest Mining Sector: 3,551stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,736thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,472ndHighest Economic Output: 9,102ndLargest Governments: 9,652ndMost Secular: 9,975thMost Efficient Economies: 11,595thLowest Crime Rates: 12,092ndMost Stationary: 13,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,566thMost Influential: 13,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,894thHighest Average Incomes: 13,918thMost Patriotic: 14,370thMost Armed: 15,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,032ndTop
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Most Developed: 16,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,190thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,278thMost Cultured: 28,713thLargest Populations: 28,861st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 286th in the regionMost Armed: 294th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 316th in the regionMost Secular: 320th in the regionMost Stationary: 335th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 397th in the regionMost Patriotic: 411th in the regionLargest Governments: 437th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 464th in the regionLargest Populations: 476th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 524th in the regionRudest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 543rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 568th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Volstokn lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Volstokn changed its national nation type to "Dead and Gone Realm".
  • : Volstokn altered its national flag.
  • : Volstokn lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Volstokn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Volstokn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Volstokn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Volstokn lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Volstokn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Volstokn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.

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