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Most Valuable International Artwork: 97thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,774thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,185th
The Authoritarian Archipelago of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Stay skibidi or smth idk
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Volikara

Population694 million

CapitalVolika City

CurrencyVolik
AnimalSquid

The Authoritarian Archipelago of Volikara is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 694 million Volikarans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volika City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Volikaran economy, worth 108 trillion Voliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,575 Voliks, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volikara's national animal is the Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Volikara is ranked 126,495th in the world and 128th in The Black Hawks for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,465.27 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 97thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,774thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,185thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,601stMost Conservative: 5,734thMost Authoritarian: 8,537thLargest Mining Sector: 9,807thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,903rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,272ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,557thMost Patriotic: 11,505thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,801stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,454thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,869thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,499thHighest Average Incomes: 22,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,620thMost Secular: 24,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,916th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, the nation has unofficially betrayed its values.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Volikara, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.

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