Population | 13.619 billion |
Capital | Maximum Security Citadel X |
Leader | God-Emperor Magnethands |
Currency | gold sovereign |
Animal | unicorn |
The Holy Imperial War Machine of Volcanislavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor Magnethands with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.619 billion Volcanislavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximum Security Citadel X. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Volcanislavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion gold sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,501 gold sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, God-Emperor Magnethands is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volcanislavia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Volcanislavia is ranked 28,822nd in the world and 25th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 1,387.4434523134 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Volcanislavia, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades.
- : Volcanislavia lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
- : Volcanislavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Volcanislavia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Volcanislavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Volcanislavia was endorsed by The Allied States of Hijjma.
- : Volcanislavia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Canadian Republic Colonies.
- : Volcanislavia lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
- : Volcanislavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Volcanislavia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Aleixandria, Tosler, Western Weassey, Cachard Calia, Amersmark, Armillia, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, and Hijjma.