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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 857thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,034thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,253rd
The Holy Imperial War Machine of
Father Knows Best State
Nobody can stop God-Emperor Magnethands!
God-Emperor Magnethands
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Volcanislavia

Population13.619 billion

CapitalMaximum Security Citadel X
LeaderGod-Emperor Magnethands

Currencygold sovereign
Animalunicorn

The Holy Imperial War Machine of Volcanislavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor Magnethands with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.619 billion Volcanislavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximum Security Citadel X. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Volcanislavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion gold sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,501 gold sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, God-Emperor Magnethands is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volcanislavia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Volcanislavia is ranked 28,822nd in the world and 25th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 1,387.4434523134 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 857thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,034thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,404thLargest Black Market: 2,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,759thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,871stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,277thLargest Governments: 3,686thMost Secular: 3,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,446thMost Developed: 6,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,126thHighest Average Incomes: 6,316thHighest Economic Output: 6,575thMost Influential: 6,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,179thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,655thSmartest Citizens: 8,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,735thMost Patriotic: 13,250thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,571stMost Inclusive: 20,297thHighest Food Quality: 21,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 28,406thMost Stationary: 28,822nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the region

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