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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,375thMost Influential: 2,840thLargest Retail Industry: 9,584th
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Population1.208 billion



The Federation of Vlatnia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.208 billion Vlatnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pribyslavitz. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vlatnian economy, worth 110 trillion Groches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 91,729 Groches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Governments opposing Vlatnia are beset by rebels, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlatnia's national animal is the buřňák, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vlatnia is ranked 168,729th in the world and 6,652nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.33 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,375thTop
Most Influential: 2,840thLargest Retail Industry: 9,584thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,017thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,678th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 516th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 685th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 892nd in the regionMost Influential: 912th in the region

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