The Primitive People's Republic of Vitorianiania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julio with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.239 billion Vitorianianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julia. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vitorianianian economy, worth 163 trillion vouchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,349 vouchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, an exhibition on slug memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vitorianiania's national animal is the slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is -.

Vitorianiania is ranked 312,581^st in the world and 267^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Pacifist, with 5.85 cheeks turned per day.