The Finnish-Turkish Republic of Vit Nam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jussi Halla-aho with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.301 billion Comrades hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perussalem. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vit Namian economy, worth a remarkable 3,173 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,587 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Wolves into functioning members of society, torture is illegal, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and water fights now end with thousands dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vit Nam's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kanakesm.

Vit Nam is ranked 1,275^th in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 74.92 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.