The Republic of Villa de San Antonio de Pavia de Esteli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francisco Ramón Valenzuela Blandón with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.079 billion Villa de San Antonio de Pavia de Estelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estelí. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Villa de San Antonio de Pavia de Estelian economy, worth 76.8 trillion córdobas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 71,131 córdobas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,352 per year while the poor average 11,285, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Black tea is only available on the black market, citizens wouldn't recognise Francisco Ramón Valenzuela Blandón if they passed one another on the street, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Villa de San Antonio de Pavia de Esteli's national animal is the songbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Villa de San Antonio de Pavia de Esteli is ranked 142,200^th in the world and 2^nd in Adairidae for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,599.53 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.