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Fattest Citizens: 948thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,389th
The Pickle Vic of
Corporate Police State
The gold you mine will all be mine!
Wario
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Viciebskaja

Population8.546 billion

CapitalWarios Gold Mine
LeaderWario
FaithGreed

Currencygold coin
Animalcapitalist cow

The Pickle Vic of Viciebskaja is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wario with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.546 billion Viciebskajans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warios Gold Mine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Viciebskajan economy, worth a remarkable 2,157 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,441 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 965,046 per year while the poor average 45,631, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Many believe that the only good capitalist cow is a dead capitalist cow, Wario is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and AI citizens think only in binary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Viciebskaja's national animal is the capitalist cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greed.

Viciebskaja is ranked 205,465th in the world and 61st in Callista for Most Stationary, with 41.5042095484 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 948thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,389thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,481stMost Avoided: 1,492ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,512thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,112thMost Armed: 2,189thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,531stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,623rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,805thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,101stLargest Mining Sector: 3,413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,989thRudest Citizens: 4,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,697thHighest Average Incomes: 5,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,051stLargest Black Market: 6,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,723rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,014thHighest Economic Output: 11,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,891stMost Conservative: 13,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,220thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,437thLargest Governments: 19,573rdMost Secular: 20,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,093rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,428th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the region

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