The Eternal Paradise of Very totally free is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Raul Benelez with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.923 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth a remarkable 5,463 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 550,606 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

Very totally free is ranked 4,020^th in the world and 1^st in Murkton for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,994.92 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.