Population | 14.678 billion |
Capital | Pelum |
Leader | The Divine Joeyus Caesar |
Faith | The Imperial Cult |
Currency | Gold Hetzrem |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Monolithic Holy Empire of Verdunam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Divine Joeyus Caesar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.678 billion Verduniams are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pelum. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Verduniam economy, worth a remarkable 3,326 trillion Gold Hetzrems a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,602 Gold Hetzrems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, most citizens in Verdunam are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Verdunam's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.
Verdunam is ranked 148,278th in the world and 2,531st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 169.9178426414 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
- : Verdunam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, most citizens in Verdunam are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Verdunam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
- : Following new legislation in Verdunam, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Verduniam Space Agency.
- : Verdunam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.