The Tirupati Laddu-Eaters of Vegetarian States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Irālā Hari Gundlapalli with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.399 billion Laddu-Eaters are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirupati. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tirupati economy, worth a remarkable 3,917 trillion pagodas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,367 pagodas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, and the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vegetarian States's national animal is the Punganur cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vaikhānasa.

Vegetarian States is ranked 22,614^th in the world and 9^th in India for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,949.46 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.