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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,227thBest Weather: 1,582ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,585th
The Animals' Republic of
Democratic Socialists
For international veganism we stand.
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Vegaslovakia

Population9.182 billion

CapitalWatsongrad
Leaderthe Premier
FaithSecular Misanthropy

CurrencyCredit Point
AnimalAnimal

The Animals' Republic of Vegaslovakia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Premier with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 9.182 billion Vegaslovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watsongrad. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vegaslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Credit Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,639 Credit Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, t-shirts displaying a photo of the Premier performing the Full-Monty are selling out, edutainment video games are taking Vegaslovakia's students to the next level, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vegaslovakia's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Misanthropy.

Vegaslovakia is ranked 197,804th in the world and 4th in Misanthropic Bloc for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,489thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,264thNicest Citizens: 3,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,367thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,391stHealthiest Citizens: 3,542ndMost Inclusive: 4,015thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,232ndMost Developed: 4,587thLargest Governments: 6,822ndMost Secular: 7,457thLowest Crime Rates: 7,652ndSafest: 7,664thSmartest Citizens: 8,616thMost Cultured: 10,130thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,327thMost Armed: 12,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,103rdMost Stationary: 15,423rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,016thMost Pacifist: 16,615thMost Influential: 18,112thHighest Economic Output: 18,332ndMost Income Equality: 19,345thMost Efficient Economies: 22,186thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,678th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, edutainment video games are taking Vegaslovakia's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, t-shirts displaying a photo of the Premier performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
  • : Vegaslovakia proposed constructing embassies between Misanthropic Bloc and The plaza.
  • : Vegaslovakia lodged a message on the Misanthropic Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.

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