The Bannorn of Vasaya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bann Valena vas Kravalho with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.128 billion Vasayans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rone. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Vasayan economy, worth 605 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 66,380 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the Vasaya Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vasaya's national animal is the nova cat and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Vasaya is ranked 110,156^th in the world and 11^th in Greece for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.67 law-abiding acts per hour.