The People's Republic of Varayusha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Underlord with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 32.772 billion Varayushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwarren Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Varayushan economy, worth an astonishing 24,141 trillion toggle-bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 736,641 toggle-bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Varayushan language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varayusha's national animal is the icefang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is loyalty to the State.

Varayusha is ranked 334,124^th in the world and 4,995^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.