The Theocracy of Valkadonia is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 192 million Valkadonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The Valkadonian economy, worth 8.27 trillion florins a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 43,096 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, military spending recently hit a new high, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Valkadonia's national animal is the leopard.

Valkadonia is ranked 160,781^st in the world and 1^st in Temple of kukulkan for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,605.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.