The United Principalities of Valahia and Moldova is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prince Nicholas Michael Medforth-Mills with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.361 billion Valahia and Moldovas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valahian and Moldovan economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,524 Paras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Prince Nicholas Michael Medforth-Mills, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valahia and Moldova's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No religion.

Valahia and Moldova is ranked 6,781^st in the world and 341^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.27 law-abiding acts per hour.