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Largest Welfare Programs: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th
The Community Wealth of
Democratic Socialists
Better to light a candle than curse the darkness
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Utopian Archive

Population18.795 billion

CapitalHaven
LeaderA Long Haired Liberal

Currencysmall vegan sausage
Animalslightly worried bovine

The Community Wealth of Utopian Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Long Haired Liberal with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.795 billion open-minded Archivists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient non-binary Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,840 trillion small vegan sausages a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,318 small vegan sausages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, one can wake up in Utopian Archive and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopian Archive's national animal is the slightly worried bovine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Utopian Archive is ranked 499th in the world and 9th in Forest for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 102.43 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138thMost Advanced Public Transport: 196thMost Pacifist: 234thLeast Corrupt Governments: 243rdNicest Citizens: 310thSafest: 311thMost Compassionate Citizens: 316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 388thMost Inclusive: 432ndMost Developed: 433rdLongest Average Lifespans: 463rdBest Weather: 489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 499thHighest Food Quality: 546thHealthiest Citizens: 555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 618thMost Beautiful Environments: 701stLargest Governments: 753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 806thLowest Crime Rates: 1,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,230thMost Cultured: 1,341stSmartest Citizens: 2,168thMost Secular: 3,228thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,300thHighest Economic Output: 5,598thMost Efficient Economies: 8,018thHighest Average Incomes: 10,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,153rdTop
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Largest Populations: 20,781stMost Income Equality: 27,738th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, one can wake up in Utopian Archive and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, a degree in A Long Haired Liberal Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Utopian Archive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Utopian Archive's influence in Forest rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.

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