The Constant Burning of UrinaryTractInfection is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 27.198 billion UrinaryTractInfectionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant UrinaryTractInfectionian economy, worth 71.7 trillion cranberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,635 cranberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UrinaryTractInfection's national animal is the heifer.

UrinaryTractInfection is ranked 13^th in the world and 1^st in Sao Paulo for Most Conservative, scoring 100 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.