The Sixth Hellhole of Uptisd is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Potato with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.931 billion Pissers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uptisdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Hitler particles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,689 Hitler particles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,218,858 per year while the poor average 15,470, a ratio of 78.8 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and Richard Potato signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Uptisd's national animal is the Monster Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Uptisd is ranked 325,676^th in the world and 3^rd in Non Aligned Territories Office for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -23.45 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.