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Uppenja

Population4.461 billion

CapitalWalddyk
LeaderVermin Supreme

Currencyguilder
Animaleagle

The Federal Republic of Uppenja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.461 billion Uppenjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth 546 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,509 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uppenja is ranked 223,072nd in the world and 289th in Thaecia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.55 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 3,635thBest Weather: 5,025thSafest: 5,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,556thMost Inclusive: 6,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,884thNicest Citizens: 6,962ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,306thMost Developed: 7,571stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,150thHealthiest Citizens: 8,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,830thSmartest Citizens: 9,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,671stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,092ndMost Secular: 14,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,219thLargest Governments: 19,147thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,997thHighest Average Incomes: 22,491stRudest Citizens: 23,043rd
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Safest: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uppenja was endorsed by The MP of Zon island.
  • : Uppenja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.
  • : Uppenja endorsed The Republic of Rivogna.
  • : Uppenja was endorsed by The Republic of Rivogna.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.

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