The State of Uppenbarelse is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.196 billion Uppenbarelseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Uppenbarelsean economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,394 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,825 per year while the poor average 2,385, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, military funding has been stripped back, all tariffs have been abolished, and Uppenbarelse has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uppenbarelse's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uppenbarelse is ranked 287,063^rd in the world and 7^th in Yerevan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.61 law-abiding acts per hour.