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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,326thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,543rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,427th
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Until I Reach The Top

Population553 million


The Empire of Until I Reach The Top is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 553 million Until I Reach The Topians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Until I Reach The Topian economy, worth 39.1 trillion Malarkeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,786 Malarkeys, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Until I Reach The Top's national animal is the Hound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Until I Reach The Top is ranked 46,338th in the world and 1st in Wheat god time for Most Armed, with 1.43 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,326thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,543rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,427thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,123rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,002ndFattest Citizens: 23,419th

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