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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,262ndMost Devout: 5,315thMost Avoided: 5,963rd
The Oceanic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are still North islanders, thank to the slaves.
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Truckler
Colony
Civil Rights
Rare
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Unheard Of

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Unojoish Zealand

Population1.246 billion

CapitalLas Norte

CurrencyQuintos
AnimalSklegg

The Oceanic Dominion of Unojoish Zealand is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.246 billion Unojoian kiwis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Norte. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The Unojoish kiwi economy, worth 57.8 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,393 Quintos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,017 per year while the poor average 11,976, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Unojoish Zealand's national animal is the Sklegg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unojoish Zealand is ranked 119,290th in the world and 4th in Greatest Unojo for Most Primitive, scoring -52.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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