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Most Devout: 18,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,331st
The Unojoish Rep of
Moralistic Democracy
Dab me up!
Diplomat Wad Peckerson
Original Member
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Unojoish North Kuril Islands

Population1.673 billion

CapitalLNA Embassy
LeaderDiplomat Wad Peckerson


The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Diplomat Wad Peckerson with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.673 billion Unojoians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LNA Embassy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The very strong Unojoish economy, worth 115 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,879 Quintos, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojoish North Kuril Islands's national animal is the Sklegg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojoish North Kuril Islands is ranked 109,603rd in the world and 11th in TNA HQ for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.88 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Devout: 18,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,331st
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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