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Most Authoritarian: 7,515thMost Conservative: 9,847thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,511th
The Sarmatian Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are Dogs of God,we'll tear you apart with our teeth!
Wendelin Soikoi Rurik
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.198 billion

LeaderWendelin Soikoi Rurik


The Sarmatian Kingdom of Universica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wendelin Soikoi Rurik with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.198 billion Sarmans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The powerhouse Sarmatian economy, worth 193 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,196 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Wendelin Soikoi Rurik has won three lotteries in a row, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universica's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Universica is ranked 98,213th in the world and 20th in Poland for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,515.7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Authoritarian: 7,515thMost Conservative: 9,847thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,415thHealthiest Citizens: 16,840thLargest Retail Industry: 21,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,906thMost Cultured: 22,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,657th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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