The Matriarchy of United Texian Farmers 7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.657 billion Texian Farmers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Texian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 95,885 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, Texian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Texian Farmers 7's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Texian Farmers 7 is ranked 72,599^th in the world and 105^th in Chicken overlords for Most Pacifist, with 90.81 cheeks turned per day.