Population | 1.657 billion |
Capital | Redwood County |
Currency | USS Dollar |
Animal | The Bald Eagle |
The United States Of Stratfordia of United Stratford is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.657 billion Stratfordians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwood County. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Stratfordian economy, worth 241 trillion USS Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,903 USS Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 475,369 per year while the poor average 33,713, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.
Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, military spending recently hit a new high, and belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Stratford's national animal is the The Bald Eagle.
United Stratford is ranked 262,780th in the world and 8,593rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 14.19389369368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Stratford's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : United Stratford's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United Stratford was refounded in Osiris.
- : United Stratford ceased to exist in Balder.
- : United Stratford's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : United Stratford's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : United Stratford's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United Stratford was refounded in Balder.
- : United Stratford ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : United Stratford was endorsed by Atlosk.