The United States of United States of Schreiberwan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 317 million Schreibish are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The all-consuming Schreibish economy, worth 34.8 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,909 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. United States of Schreiberwan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Schreiberwan is ranked 53,368^th in the world and 87^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 203,611 Standard Monetary Units.