The United States of United States of Balkan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 467 million Balkans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The Balkans economy, worth 23.2 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,681 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Even snitches get stitches, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Balkan's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Balkan is ranked 303,191^st in the world and 314^th in United Kingdom for Largest Black Market, with 11.2 billion Standard Monetary Units.