The Grand Monarchy of United Republic of South East Asia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reimu Hakurei with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.499 billion Austronesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metro Manila. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austronesian economy, worth 572 trillion AustroPlatinum Units a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,258 AustroPlatinum Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Reimu Hakurei's fingers, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Republic of South East Asia's national animal is the Suwako Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

United Republic of South East Asia is ranked 311,000^th in the world and 5,428^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 6 cheeks turned per day.